ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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