I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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