She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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