from now on my penis is your penis
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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