Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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