one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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