Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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