I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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