My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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