So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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