i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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