"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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