i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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