i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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