i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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