What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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