She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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