Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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