Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Green mimosas i think yes
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
