I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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