i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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