I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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