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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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