I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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