I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
should my penis look like a turkey
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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