I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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