You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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