I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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