Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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