Dual....:-)
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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