I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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