i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.