Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"