shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it because I queefed?
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.