i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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