It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think people are normalizing furries
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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