Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
im about as happy as oj after his trial
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm really busy with my period
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