Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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