Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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