Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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