whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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