He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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