Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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