I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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