We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Who died my cat blue again?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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