Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He did a backflip because drugs
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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