Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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