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(732): View more from New Jersey

FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Why did you take off so early

(224): View more from Illinois

No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

they just did a mariachi cover of free bird

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(203): View more from Connecticut

either way he was missing a nipple.

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(516): View more from New York

until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life

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(313): View more from Michigan

I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.

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(214): View more from Texas

I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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(551): View more from New Jersey

was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?

(703): View more from Virginia

third one in three days

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(719): View more from Colorado

The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.

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