Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something