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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  "Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?

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  Haha how much did you smoke

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  4 feet of smokeee!

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.

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  Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.

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