yea but for you.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!