well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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