im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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