U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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