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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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