So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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