At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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