if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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