Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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