I love black thongs
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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